Cleveland: Giant Meatball Found Rolling Down Euclid AvenueCleveland: Giant Meatball Found Rolling Down Euclid Avenue In a bizarre turn of events, a colossal meatball, measuring approximately five feet in diameter, was discovered rolling down Euclid Avenue in Cleveland on Monday afternoon. Witnesses reported seeing the spherical mass of ground meat bouncing erratically along the busy thoroughfare, narrowly missing pedestrians and vehicles. Police were quickly on the scene and closed several blocks of Euclid Avenue to investigate. “It’s not every day you see a giant meatball rolling down the street,” said Sergeant James O’Brien of the Cleveland Police Department. “We’re treating this as a public safety hazard and an inexplicable anomaly.” Investigators have yet to determine the origin of the meatball. Local restaurants denied any involvement, and no missing meatball reports had been filed. Some speculated that the meatball might have been dislodged from a meatpacking facility or a food distribution truck. As of this writing, the giant meatball remains at the scene, under police guard. Authorities have cordoned off the area and are advising the public to steer clear of the unusual object. Social media has erupted with a mix of amusement and bewilderment over the incident. #GiantMeatball has become a trending topic on Twitter, with users posting photos and videos of the rolling meatball. “I can’t believe I just saw a giant meatball tumbling down Euclid,” tweeted one user. “This is the strangest thing I’ve ever seen.” Another user joked: “Well, at least we know where to go for a giant meatball sub!” The Cleveland Department of Public Works is coordinating with the health department to determine the best course of action for disposing of the meatball. Officials say it is too large and unsafe to transport or incinerate. “This is an unprecedented situation,” said Mayor Frank Jackson. “We are working diligently to ensure the safety of our citizens and resolve this… unique challenge.” As the investigation continues, the giant meatball remains a mystery, leaving Clevelanders wondering what could possibly have caused such an extraordinary event.