Cleveland Shocker: Giant Goose Causes Traffic Jam on I-90Cleveland Shocker: Giant Goose Causes Traffic Jam on I-90 Commuters on the Ohio Turnpike were stunned last Friday when a colossal goose brought rush hour traffic to a standstill. At approximately 5:00 PM, a goose of unprecedented size was observed strutting across the eastbound lanes of I-90 near the Cleveland suburb of Strongsville. The creature, estimated to be well over six feet tall, waddled leisurely across the pavement, oblivious to the growing line of vehicles behind it. As motorists attempted to avoid the avian behemoth, traffic began to slow to a crawl. Within minutes, the jam stretched for several miles, causing delays that rippled through the Cleveland metropolitan area. Emergency responders rushed to the scene, but the goose refused to budge. It honked defiantly at passing cars and flapped its massive wings, sending plumes of feathers into the air. “It was like something out of a nightmare,” said one stranded driver. “I’ve never seen anything like it.” Ohio Department of Transportation officials were baffled by the creature’s presence on the highway. They had never encountered a goose of such size before. After nearly an hour of chaos, the goose finally waddled to the side of the road and disappeared into the nearby woods. Traffic slowly began to move again, but the incident left commuters shaken and perplexed. The giant goose has not been seen since, but its legacy lives on. The traffic jam it caused became a trending topic on social media, with Clevelanders sharing their outrage and amusement at the absurdity of the situation. “Only in Cleveland,” tweeted one resident. “Giant goose halts I-90, proves once and for all that this city is uniquely bizarre.” The Cleveland Shocker has become a cautionary tale for motorists everywhere: Always be prepared for the unexpected, even when it comes in the form of a six-foot goose.