Bizarre Incident: Giant Pie Thrown at Mayor’s Office in Anytown, USABizarre Incident: Giant Pie Thrown at Mayor’s Office in Anytown, USA In an unprecedented event that has left residents and officials stunned, a massive pie was hurled at the Mayor’s Office in Anytown, USA, this afternoon. At approximately 3:45 PM, a man dressed in a clown costume reportedly approached the front entrance of the City Hall and launched a pie the size of a small child into the reception area. The pie, which was reportedly filled with whipped cream, splattered across the walls, floor, and desk of the receptionist, who thankfully was not injured. Authorities immediately responded to the scene and apprehended the suspect, identified as 42-year-old Horace Figgis. Figgis, who is known to have a history of mental illness, was taken into custody and is currently undergoing a psychiatric evaluation. Motive for the attack remains unclear, though witnesses overheard Figgis muttering about “corruption” and “greed” as he fled the scene. Mayor Emily Carter, who was not in the office at the time of the incident, released a statement expressing shock and dismay. “This is an outrageous attack on our government and our community,” she said. “We will not tolerate this kind of behavior and we will hold those responsible to the fullest extent of the law.” The giant pie has since been removed from the Mayor’s Office, leaving behind a sticky mess and a lingering sense of bewilderment. City crews are currently working to clean up the damage, which is estimated to be in the thousands of dollars. Residents of Anytown have expressed a mix of reactions to the incident, with some finding it amusing and others outraged. Social media has been abuzz with commentary, ranging from jokes about political “pies in the face” to earnest discussions about the need for increased mental health services. The Anytown Police Department is continuing to investigate the incident and is asking for any witnesses to come forward. Anyone with information is urged to contact the police at (555) 123-4567.